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Mastication.

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I'm pregnant.

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Now that you're reading this, I made a new account since this one is pretty much dead: t0adbile.deviantart.com/

Add me and I shall add you back.

Kthxbye.
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What is your username on DeviantART? nfrog.
What do you usually upload? Drawings, comics, that kinda shit.
What was the most disgusting image you've ever seen? It's a tie between the leaked "3 guys one hammer" video, and Chris-Chan's deformed penis.
Do you use your journal? Would I be doing this meme if I didn't?
What do you usually post in your journal? Half-assed excuses for me being a procrastinative asshole, memes, incoherent rambling, stuff leik that.
Look at your comments. Type in what the 4th comment said: Lukkiboi: "woah. do u have a ps3?"
Have you ever been a Premium Membership? Got one right now, 2 weeks left, might get another one when I get a new account.
Do you collect stamps or make any? I collect 'em, and I've made one. I should probably make more.
How many visitors do you currently have? Dunno.
What is your main goal on DeviantART? No goddamn clue.
What are usually in your scraps? Some doodles and some retarded photo meme.
How many times have you been banned? Never.
Do you wanna tell the reason? I've been a good boy, I swear.
Are you the type to favorite random, non mainstream, stupid images? Pretty much.
Describe what is on your Webcam: An epic motherfucker dressed as a rag with tampon nunchucks.
Who is your best friend on DeviantART? Dunno. I could name several people fitting that description.
Who would you like to be friends with but is too popular? Dunno. I don't pay attention to the popularfags enough.
How did you find DeviantART? Kept hearing of it in several places, eventually made an account myself.
Are you a creator of any smileys? No.
Browse your Gallery, describe the 6th image: Page 2 of some storyline I'm doing that's progressing about as fast as 2 turtles fucking.
What is one drawing/picture you wish you drew/took? Tons of shit I still wanna do but am too retarded to.

Don't you hate it when..

Someone favorites but never comments? No. Especially since DA is the last place you wanna go if you're looking for actual critique.
People who comment back saying THX 4 DA FAV? If I did, I'd be a hypocrite.
The gross nudes/R rated stuff when you first open DeviantART? You kidding? That shit is awesome.
The admins pick the worst images for Deviations? Meh.
The popular peeps never comment back? If they get skullfucked with comments at a rate they can't reply to them, can't really blame 'em.
How DeviantART accepts crude images? Again with the hypocrite line.
People who make roleplays over anime characters or hook them up? Yes, very much so.

What's your favorite thing you've uploaded? nfrog.deviantart.com/art/I-was…
Because it looks slightly better then all my other shit.
Whats your least? And why? It's in storage and I don't feel like digging it up.
Go to home, describe the 10th photo shown: Some emo with internet disease.
Do you have fangirls? Doubt it.
How long do you think you'll be on DeviantART? Until further notice.

What would you do if..

You were admin: Abuse my powers for as long as I can get away with it.
You never get banned: Continue to not get banned.
You had 3 million views: Fap. Then realize that it's meaningless.
A popular user favorites your work: Be grateful.
Your work is on Popular Deviations: Resist pulling a Chasethehedgehog.
Someone says your work sucks: Agree. Assuming theirs didn't suck more.
Someone stole your work and claimed it theirs: Take it as a compliment, then kick their ass.
You got banned for a false reason: IP change, new account.

Personal.

What is your name? Jon
4 things you like: Cartoons, Video games, Food, Weed.
4 things you hate: Prepubescent cunts, Bible humpers, Ghetto trash, Youtube.
Celebrity you'd like to join DeviantART: Yeah, no.
Something you do everyday: Fap.
Are you shy or outgoing? Both, mostly the former tho.
Do you think you have problems? There are people who don't?
What is one thing you can't get bored of? Being a lazyass.
What is your religion? Pfft, religion.
Do you watch Maury or Jerry Springer? No, I like shows that don't fucking suck.

What do you think of..

Perez Hilton? A cumdumpster.
DeviantART? Pretty cool place.
MySpace? Had one a long ass time ago. Got bored of it.
Beer? Will probably end up living off it when I'm older.
The emo trend? Most of the emos I know are pretty cool actually. Emphasis on "most".

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I'm in the mood, so if anyone wants to do an art trade or something, then just leave a comment saying so.

I got a considerably big dump of comics brewing up, like 8-15 pages depending on how much I can get done in the near future. Hopefully enough to somehow justify taking 4 months. I'm also trying to put some more effort into them so they look less ass then the first 3 pages.

I want to have the entire storyline done by sometime during the summer, so hopefully I'll be making more of an effort to get things done in a reasonable timeframe, work towards breaking my "procrastinative douchebaggery that mostly ends in disappointment" mold. Seriously, I need to stop with that shit.

So yeah. Now who wants a 'trade?

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Nothing symbolizes a dude getting nailed to a piece of wood for 3 days and then respawning as a smoker like a genetically modified rabbit shitting out hard boiled eggs covered in dye.

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